May Flowers

Stories

      Gail flopped down onto the new grass, peeled off her shoes, and dangled her feet into the frigid rushing water.  She closed her eyes.  Warm sunlight spread across her cheeks, and the brook's burble joined with the singing birds and buzzing bees in a lovely springtime symphony. 

     Soft footsteps approached.  Anger spiked through Gail's belly.  This was the only time she had to herself.  Why was someone disturbing her?  She waited for whoever it was to say something.  Maybe they'd go away if she just ignored them.  But curiosity tugged at her.  She opened her eyes. 

     A bowling pin-sized man wrestled with her lunch, pulling at the knots ineffectually.  The bundle was over half as big as he was. 

     Gail shook off her shock.  "Hey!  What do you think you're doing?" 

     The little man shot her an alarmed look, hefted her bandanna, and took off. 

     Gail chased him.  Rocks bit into her bare feet, but the thief was staggering under the weight of his prize, and Gail caught him quickly.  She pulled him off of her lunch, and held it in one hand and him in the other. 

     "Unhand me!" he shouted, "You nasty giant stupidface!" 

     Gail shook him—not hard enough to hurt him, just enough to quiet him down.  "You were stealing my food," she said. 

     "I was not." 

     "You were too!" 

     "Prove it."

     Gail held up her lunch.  "I caught you with it." 

     "That's not yours.  It's mine.  I found it.  You're the stealer.  Give it back!" 

     Gail sighed.  "I must be dreaming." 

     "Yeah!  Dreaming that the tasty food is yours!  Stealer!" 

     The little man was painfully thin.  Gail could feel his tiny ribs.  His heart beat as fast as a bird's, and he couldn't have weighed more than three pounds.  Her lunch was heavier. 

     Gail set him down, then unwrapped her lunch before he could run.  She ripped her sandwich in half, and handed the larger half to him.  He snatched it and started nibbling the edges of the bread.  "I suppose we can share," he said. 

     "What's your name?" Gail asked. 

     "Ruffo," he said. 

     "I'm Gail." 

     Ruffo continued gnawing on his half.  He eyed the apple.  "Split that too?" 

     Gail nodded.  She split the skin along the apple's circumference with her fingernail, then twisted the fruit apart into two equal halves. 

     Ruffo finished his sandwich and his half of the apple.  His frantic pace slowed somewhat.  "Why're you here?  Not with the other giants, in the giant house?" 

     Gail shrugged.  "I like the flowers." 

     "Flowers are nice," Ruffo said.  He was eyeing the cake, now. 

     Gail extended the whole piece. 

     Ruffo stared at it.  Then he wrapped his arms around it and tore it in half.  "We split," he said. 

     Gail smiled at him.  "Okay." 

     They finished eating in silence.  "Well, I need to get back."  Gail pulled her shoes back on. 

     "You come back tomorrow?" Ruffo asked. 

     "I'll try," Gail said. 

***

     Storm clouds threatened the next day.  The cook clucked at Gail as she wrapped up her lunch.  "You're gonna get rained on." 

     Gail shrugged.  "I won't melt." 

     She ran to the brook, and found the entire hillside covered with flowers.  Tiny violets and forget-me-nots and others that she'd never seen before crowded around the path like a carpet.  The air smelled like magic. 

     Ruffo walked out of the flowers, his tiny chest puffed up with pride.  "For you," he said. 

     Gail blinked back tears.  It was too much for half a sandwich and some cake.  She untied and extended her lunch.  "Here, as a thank you." 

     Ruffo took it and tore the sandwich in half.  "We split," he said.  


April 2012: The Month in Review

General News

 I have 31 original stories out right now.  One of them is by invitation, and three of them are shortlisted.  My wait times range from 3-185 days.  I finished and submitted three new stories.  

I'm leaving for Peru on Friday, and I won't be doing much writing or any submitting while I'm there.  But I think the trip will be inspiring, and I expect to come back with a bunch of new story ideas.  I'm hoping to get responses to most of my submissions while I'm gone and start with a clean slate when I get back.  

I received one acceptance this month, and had four stories published.  I also got a share of the advance for the Spanish language edition of The Living Dead 2, so apparently that will be happening.  

I finished my screenwriting class.  I learned a lot, and it was fun.  I have both May and June's One Revolution stories ready to post.  I need to start working on the two for July.  

I sent Left-Hand Gods to Angry Robot Books.  

I also turned 28, and I went to Cleveland to see William Shatner's touring show.  I actually got to talk to him and kiss him on the cheek.  There's photographic evidence, and I got a signed poster.  


Winner!!

General News

 The votes are in, and #1 has taken the contest by a narrow margin!  Congratulations, Katy Board!!  


Top Three

General News

Thank you to everyone who submitted a haiku!  Every single one was a lot of fun, and narrowing them down was pretty dang hard.  But I have narrowed the entries down to three finalists.  You can email me at AnyaSelena @hotmail.com or follow the link in the sidebar to my Facebook page to vote!  Remeber, you only have till next week!  

#1

Tiny bug. Stranded.
Claw foot porcelain, your grave.
I will avenge you.
 
#2
Corn, beans, seeds, and nuts:
Somebody get the plunger!
Vegetarians. . .
 
#3
Sitting on the pot
Fosters philosophizing:
What am I here for?


Sale to Weird Tales!

General News

 Weird Tales has accepted my flash piece "Letting Go."  It's tentatively slated to appear in issue #362.  Woot!  


Flush Fiction For Sale!

General News

 If you don't want to wait to see if you win a copy, you can get Flush Fiction now from the Bathroom Reader website or Amazon!  


Offering Solace up Online!

General News

 If you aren't on the Daily Science Ficiton mailing list, you can check out "Offering Solace" online now!  


Torn Realities Ebook Released!

General News

 If you're into ebooks, Lovecraft, and my fiction, check out Torn Realities!  You can get it for Kindle or in many other formats.  It should be available soon for the Nook, and the paperback comes out in a week!  


Another Story Available!

General News

 My story "The White Stallion" is available in the latest issue of Beyond Centauri!  


Flush Fiction is Coming!

General News

 The lovely folks at Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have asked me if I want to do a giveaway on my blog!  My answer, of course, is yes.  ^_^  

Flush Fiction will contain my strange little high-fantasy bromance, "From the Ashes."  Would you like to win a free copy?  Of course you would!  Go look at that author list!  This thing is going to be awesome!  

Apparently international giveaways make things difficult, so they've asked me to keep this domestic.  To be eligible to win, you have to be living in the United States.  

Here's how I've decided to do this:

If you're interested in winning the book, write a bathroom-themed haiku (one per person, and I'm looking for funny, not super gross, please) and email it to me at AnyaSelena @hotmail.com (You'll have to remove that space.)  You have till next Wednesday to get your entry in.  

Then, I'll pick my favorite three and post them both here and on my Facebook page.  You'll get to vote on your favorite haiku of the three by either liking it on Facebook or emailing me (for those of you without a Facebook).  You'll have a week to vote, and then I'll announce the winner on April 18th!  I'll forward your info to the publisher, and they'll mail you the book!  

While you're thinking of haiku ideas, check out the Uncle John's Facebook page and Twitter feed!